"JCVD"
as himself?
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Neil Gaiman Gives Away The Graveyard | The Underwire from Wired.com
Neil Gaiman Gives Away The Graveyard | The Underwire from Wired.com
I don't read books, but for some reason, I read his.
I don't read books, but for some reason, I read his.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Fable 2 'Music and Audio' trailer HD Video from GameVideos
Fable 2 'Music and Audio' trailer HD Video from GameVideos
I'm watching it at work without the sound and it still looks interesting!
Check it out. This is what I'm going to school for.
I'm watching it at work without the sound and it still looks interesting!
Check it out. This is what I'm going to school for.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Musings
Some stupid thoughts pop into my head while I'm driving to and from work.
Like, how would I be able to remake track 7 of the new Metallica album with animal sound. I was thinking meow's could be the lead guitar, moo's could be the baseline, and I could use ambient monkey noises in the background. I couldn't think of anything for the drums or vocals, I suppose they would still have to be human.
I also wonder how many of those little stickers on apples to we eat throughout our life time. I figure it could be tested by watching individual people eat apples, all with little stickers on them, and calculating the average amount of time they take the sticker off. This number could be used as a base for the amount of times everyone takes the sticker off an apple. The rest is just math and not worth explaining (as if this was worth explaining in the first place).
Like, how would I be able to remake track 7 of the new Metallica album with animal sound. I was thinking meow's could be the lead guitar, moo's could be the baseline, and I could use ambient monkey noises in the background. I couldn't think of anything for the drums or vocals, I suppose they would still have to be human.
I also wonder how many of those little stickers on apples to we eat throughout our life time. I figure it could be tested by watching individual people eat apples, all with little stickers on them, and calculating the average amount of time they take the sticker off. This number could be used as a base for the amount of times everyone takes the sticker off an apple. The rest is just math and not worth explaining (as if this was worth explaining in the first place).
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Exhibit A
Holy monkeys-throwing-shit-at-me batman, stuff is getting on my nerves.
Instant Message Scenario One
person: can you process this data for me?
me: I can't process it until your modify the db
--next day--
me: have you modified the db yet?
person: have you processed that data for me?
Ah. The old 'answering a question with a question that was about a question that they originally asked' trick.
Instant Message Scenario Two
me: can you run batch file A
person: which batch file?
me: batch file A
person: done
Same person. And Honest to God, they're not doing this on purpose.
Why post this? Well, I just want the world to know that the crime was just. And when this is read in courtroom 2 months from now, they will unlock my handcuffs, start a slow clap and call me a fucking cab.
Instant Message Scenario One
person: can you process this data for me?
me: I can't process it until your modify the db
--next day--
me: have you modified the db yet?
person: have you processed that data for me?
Ah. The old 'answering a question with a question that was about a question that they originally asked' trick.
Instant Message Scenario Two
me: can you run batch file A
person: which batch file?
me: batch file A
person: done
Same person. And Honest to God, they're not doing this on purpose.
Why post this? Well, I just want the world to know that the crime was just. And when this is read in courtroom 2 months from now, they will unlock my handcuffs, start a slow clap and call me a fucking cab.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Large Hadron Collider
I can't think of anything currently more important to science, or more dangerous for news headlines... just imagine...
Large Hardon Collider Solves Big Bang Theory!
Large Hardon Collider Opens Black Hole!
Vagina Vagina Large Hardon!
Its just so easy to make one little mistake...
Large Hardon Collider Solves Big Bang Theory!
Large Hardon Collider Opens Black Hole!
Vagina Vagina Large Hardon!
Its just so easy to make one little mistake...
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